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Short-Term Facebooker

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.
_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"
by theirishbeast777 February 12, 2010
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FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
by deliveryxps September 6, 2009
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Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
by facebook this April 1, 2010
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facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.
I like chesse burgers facebookally
by Stevo343 March 2, 2011
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Facebookrastination

Going on Facebook while there is something important needed to be done.
Facebookrastination is keeping me from finishing my project for econ.
by CaveMan254 October 17, 2011
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Facebookworm

A person who clearly spends too much time on Facebook, to the detriment of alternate social activities, or even conversation with the person or group they are currently with.
A Facebookworm could be a person in a bar or cafe , staring intently at a smartphone and "liking"away as as real life evolves around them.
by Sansebastian June 19, 2013
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Facebooth

Noun: the combination of Facebook and Dailybooth. When someone puts a new profile picture up almost every day.

Variation: Faceboother: that friend who uploads a new profile pic almost every day.
*Jeremy uploads new Facebook profile pic, the 6th one in 8 days.*

Jane: Another new profile pic??? Jeremy, this isn't Facebooth!
Jeremy: Sorry. I guess I'm just a Faceboother.
by Orange-Orange Worker September 15, 2010
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