chocolate wookiee

Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
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chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011
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Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."
Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.
by theav8tor June 06, 2023
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Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach
by Roachonius August 21, 2021
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White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.
I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...
by Alabaster Slim March 23, 2023
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chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere
I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger
by Theredneck39ajf February 08, 2016
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Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.
I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake
by Didersinclair April 04, 2018
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