by thy skip and yogie April 4, 2010
Get the jamming the chocolate mug.When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
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Get the Chocolate fizzles mug.When a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.
Did you see how Mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate Camile had after the EVP stopped and commented on it? You know she'll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
by bennzz61 January 24, 2010
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by The professor 827 June 6, 2016
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Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
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