by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023

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by Organized July 11, 2022

by crumple milkskin July 6, 2019

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.
Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.
by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024
