Alex

A guy that is weird gay and cheats on you with other girls you will be texting him and you’ll be like do u like this girl he will be like no then like a week later he will end up being with her like some Alex’s are so annoying too they can get on your last nerves then they’ll break up with that girl like the next day then keep flirting with her and talking and staring at her he will cheat on you constantly then he’ll go to a different girl start flirting with her and then keep doing that over and over and over again then there friends will get ready to beat you up for breaking up with them and going to another girl

Alex:she so pretty I want to date her
Girl:ew he’s ugly
Alex she’s so pretty

Girl:I think I might like him now

Friend :ew you like him
Girl: yea I think so

by yafavv_girl May 9, 2019

alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 22, 2022

Stephan and Alex

Stephan and alex are the best married couple! They are both ugly as hell, but a really good match! I hope theses to love birds live forever together!

Stephan: Oh i love you babe
Alex: love you too!
*they make oStephan and Alex live forever together.

by thebestpersonintheworld3645463 September 6, 2022

Alex Bayley

The poop dealer

I need some poop, guess i should go talk to alex bayley

by weinerleaner October 19, 2019

Alex

"Houdini"

The man Alex loves to speak about "Houdini"

by LeighFeigh January 14, 2024

Alex r

rEd deAd. 61 old man
Harrases kids but funny

Omg Alex r is 61

by Telescope March 27, 2023

Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023