Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

all-dayer

'all-dayer' day - when you sleep all day.
As opposed to all-nighter night, when you're up all night.

You didn't come to class yesterday, where were you ?
- I pulled an all-dayer

by Zudonim January 15, 2017

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

King of all baby oil

That’s Motherfucking Diddy

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this

by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024

It is all over

It's the end, or there's no hope.

Notwithstanding our utmost endeavors, the initiative was fated to fail from inception. It appears like it is all over, and there is no use in trying any longer.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

When you get all your words approved

Either your words definition's are really funny or an editor is just giving you a good time.

When you get all your words approved and have over 40 definitions

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game

by TWG October 27, 2015