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Discord Cat Day

This Event happens every SATURDAY, This is an event when you celebrate your most honorable Cats/Catgirls in the discord server.
Discord Cat Day is here, I am the best cat the Discord server has ever known.
by Fan of Azu December 11, 2020
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Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
by arb05002 October 16, 2011
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Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!
by Nyxy January 2, 2020
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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
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cat in a t-shirt

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.
Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!
by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006
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cat random sprint

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.
by pussy cat December 2, 2016
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Emotional Cat Mail

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage
by Towlie00 December 8, 2018
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