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wet hoover

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me
by Bambi0c August 28, 2017
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Wetting Down

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
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wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019
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Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - (soggy sandwich) A term derived from Dutch slang, meaning 'slappe hap' It signifies something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring, or full of nonsense and trivial talk."
by laapsaap April 29, 2024
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Is water wet

The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")

Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.

If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"

Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019
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Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
by Calarovan February 13, 2019
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