two shits to a candlestick

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014

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Seven lakh seventy two thousand

I spend time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.

I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg in metaverse.

by Jenjop5839 February 14, 2025

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Two-faced slut

Another term used for a bisexual woman.

I hear that Black Cat is a two-faced slut, she sleeps with both men and women!

by ShadowCrusader February 8, 2025

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two in the rung and one in the dung

Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.

Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!

by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016

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Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.

Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.

by mckennabakugo March 17, 2022

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