DEAD FUCKING APPLES 

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

DEAD FUCKING APPLES by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

Wall fucking 

When a guy holds a girl under her ass against a wall, and with her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, proceeds with rapid pelvic thrusts really hard against the wall, while groping her.

Me and Lucy were wall fucking all night and she was so wet 🤤 it was incredible.

Wall fucking by Hxjfjfuf September 18, 2018

Every fucking day 

Congratulations today is love

your crush day go ahead and say him you love him

Paula: hey erikaso i think you’re cute

Erikaso: wtf

Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you

Every fucking day by Beyxer June 11, 2019

Shit fucking 

When your shitting but also having sex at the same time the gurls love it

You "Want to do some shit fucking tonight"

Gurl "hell yes"

Shit fucking by H3ll-l3over November 19, 2019

ugly fucking dipshit 

no one since everyone is perfect

no one is a ugly fucking dipshit

ugly fucking dipshit by yung tp May 28, 2020

hakuna fucking matata

Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.

Well hakuna fucking Matata to you too asshole.

hakuna fucking matata by Creativecaveman November 2, 2020

stop fucking teasing me 

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

stop fucking teasing me by its me you know November 22, 2020