Damp Dick

When you didn't take a shower so you go wash up your dick to get a BJ, you don't dry it and its still a little wet.

"Babe, I washed up, it's good"

"Aw Hell nah, you got damp dick nasty ass"

by Sonny Black976 June 19, 2013

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019