Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007
Get the nuts jokesmug. The act of a homosexual smacking his nuts on someone's chin as in insult, or telling others he is going to do that to them.
by The Heat August 2, 2009
Get the Chin nutsmug. Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.
Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.
by BanterKampf May 6, 2020
Get the Half Nutmug. Nut and bolt
An action verb: synonym of “ding dong ditch” as defined by Tomorrow Call. This term applies when the situation is expedited. Often abbreviated to the acronym NAB.
An action verb: synonym of “ding dong ditch” as defined by Tomorrow Call. This term applies when the situation is expedited. Often abbreviated to the acronym NAB.
This chick: So, did you ever hear from him?
That chick: Nope, total nut and bolt.
This chick: Word. Not necessarily a bad thing though?
That chick: Oh, no, not at all.
That chick: I NAB too.
This chick: Who doesn't?
That chick: Nope, total nut and bolt.
This chick: Word. Not necessarily a bad thing though?
That chick: Oh, no, not at all.
That chick: I NAB too.
This chick: Who doesn't?
by Tomorrow Call August 4, 2010
Get the Nut and boltmug. by Bigfagassbitch May 4, 2018
Get the Nut housemug. The little nut bunny was running around gathering nuts for winter.
Most commonly used in exclamations "Holly Nut Bunnies !!"
Most commonly used in exclamations "Holly Nut Bunnies !!"
by Charles Meets Standards February 14, 2008
Get the nut bunnymug. by up your keester April 4, 2009
Get the Fuck nutmug.