nuts jokes

Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety October 21, 2007
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Chin nuts

The act of a homosexual smacking his nuts on someone's chin as in insult, or telling others he is going to do that to them.
A homo in tight brown shorts would yell chin nuts to straight guys as he attempted to molest them.
by The Heat August 02, 2009
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Nut buster

another name for calling sumone a squirrel
by BabyCapone January 13, 2010
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Nut house

Another name for female genitalia; the place where nut belongs.
Girls get wet when you say it.
"Dude I'm so getting up in Maria's nut house tonight"
"My dick is making a visit to the nut house"
by Bigfagassbitch January 31, 2018
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Half Nut

Men who are below 6ft, are conceived from pre cum or when a woman spills out half of the semen from her vagaina which results in the baby being born from half of the initial load and in turn the growth of the child is affected, which results in them being small in size.
Martyn is below 6ft in height, he was conceived from half of a load, possibly pre cum or just a cheeky half nut, due to this error in conception he has grown up to become a BMW driver.
by BanterKampf May 06, 2020
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buckshot nut

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut
by Paul S. W. November 07, 2006
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Nut and bolt

Nut and bolt

An action verb: synonym of “ding dong ditch” as defined by Tomorrow Call. This term applies when the situation is expedited. Often abbreviated to the acronym NAB.
This chick: So, did you ever hear from him?
That chick: Nope, total nut and bolt.

This chick: Word. Not necessarily a bad thing though?
That chick: Oh, no, not at all.

That chick: I NAB too.
This chick: Who doesn't?
by Tomorrow Call August 04, 2010
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