Anal Beehive

A bowel movement that resembles a miniature beehive in texture.

Man, I just exterminated a massive anal beehive in your toilet.

by W00k1e February 7, 2012

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

anal

when someone or some people are uptight/ocd about something

"hey can i keep my shoes on in the house?"

"no dude my mums anal about that"

by nuudlejune January 5, 2024

Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

The Anal Orchid

When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.

Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."

by Skip Jones July 7, 2023