first semester friend

A friend you make the first semester at a new school. This is especially true of college. They will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent... one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you're feeling social. The friendship will never make it beyond first semester.

"Have you talked to Nicole lately?"
"Nah, I saw her on campus once and it was awkward. I guess she's just a first semester friend"

by berkgirl April 12, 2014

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

it happened to a friend of mine

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".

George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

Best Friend Fetish

1. When a person has a thing for best friends, and time after time develops feelings or crushes on their best or close friends.

2. A person who always seems to date people who started out as their best friend.

3. a person who is most attracted to their boyfriend/girlfriend when they are acting like "just" friends.

Emily has such a best friend fetish! shes dated two best friends, hooked up with three, and used to have a crush on me!

by ChIc3nLiiV3RfoLYF3szzieeszz July 24, 2010

Friends with Beaner fits

Friends who are known for constantly bitching about the onslaught of illegals from Mexico.

Oh shit, here comes Larry. He's one of my friends with beaner fits so we are sure to get a forty five minute lecture about too many Mexicans in the United States.

by trishamallen December 25, 2010

non-platonic friend

A relationship which has either a romantic or sexual component, or both.

They have become non-platonic friends.

by letschatt November 26, 2013