Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.
Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?
Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?
Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?
Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss
Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB
Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt
Barman: No worries m8
by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022
Get the Piss mug.a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.
The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022
Get the Piss Lemon mug.When an uncircumcised man urinates through an un retracted foreskin and the stream gets diverted at an angle as it travels to the urinal .
As Carlos pissed without pulling his foreskin back his buddy standing to his left had to hop over quickly to avoid the pissanglers spray as it ran obliquely into the old school trough urinal
by Peepcreep August 25, 2022
Get the Pissangler mug.Pissal Duckwards ... the state of mind resulting from a devastating blow to the head, leaving not but stars and twitty birds. Source: Dad ... "Do what I say before I knock you pissal duckwards."
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Get the pissal duckwards mug.A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.
by gregben July 2, 2022
Get the PISS mug.A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022
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