When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.
Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin
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Get the fat gay kid mug.Most commonly jean shorts that are worn below the waste however not as far as wigger level, simply lazzily and finish at about the ankles. Obviously worn by overweight males, normally caucasin children.
Dude, that kid over there is wearing Fat Kid Shorts, u can't even see his ankels just his ass and shoes.
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Get the Pack a fat lip mug.People that used to be fat when they were young but lost all their weight and became hot and still have a good personality. They are not cocky people because being fat made them more grounded.
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