A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
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Get the Simp mug.A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.
Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021
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An incredibly misused word stemming from black Twitter that became mainstream in early 2020.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
The actual definition is an asshole who only sympathizes with females and female problems just to get pussy, and will throw other guys under the bus to look good. A simp has no commitment to a bro code. The type to say "Hey man, that's not cool, leave her alone" to you so that he looks better in the girl's eyes. Not a compliment in any respect. Basically a white knight with more confidence.
Nowadays its meaning has been warped by white teens on TikTok and Twitter into being any person fangirling over another person, donating money to people on the internet, or doing/saying anything nice for his/her partner.
The new wrong definition became popular because of how much TikTok teens recycle ideas and jokes.
wrong examples
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
"ilysm Twitch streamer im simping hard for u"
"oh he bought his crush flowers? what a simp"
right examples
"10 things boys say to girls, but we shouldnt"
"we men cant even begin to understand what you go through queen, but ill give you the respect you deserve"
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