Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
by KinkyKoffey November 22, 2024
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Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."
by JustDon'tLook June 19, 2014
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the Jenny law

The Jenny law states that any person with the name of Jenny with a last name starting with S can not be sick or ill in anyway.
“No Jenny you can’t be sick that breaking the Jenny law”
by Hunt budunt December 19, 2023
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The Neoremberg Laws

A combination of the words neo and Nuremberg Laws. Still pronounced the Nuremberg Laws.
The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.
by Sexydimma June 28, 2022
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nephew-by-marriage-in-law

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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co-second-cousin-in-law

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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