Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022

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Brick house

One of the insults Jo from total drama calls Brick
"Hey, brick house!"

"Hey Brick house!"
"Sir leaks a lot"
"Bricks for brains"
"Dampy"
"fine, fine we'll play it ur way captain whizz"

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022

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House

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.

"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."

by Haji Stardust June 17, 2022

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please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

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Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

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