Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.

Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.

by James & Tubbs, and special guest Switech August 20, 2006

donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.

PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.

by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011

lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.

Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!

by katie jaeger December 23, 2005

fart whiffing

when one person farts under the covers and another person goes under for a whiff.

For best results eat east indian food two hours prior.

by Leeko May 5, 2005

fly's fart

close to nothing, next to zero

it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.

by alex-k December 14, 2008

spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

by RUKind January 8, 2009