fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd

eat a man/ eat a manwich

by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.

If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...

by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014