douchebag

Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)

by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006

Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!

by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

douchebag

referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

Le Douche

a complete, slow-moving idiot or moron.

Josh yelled to Jered “Hurry the fuck up Le Douche. This shit has to be done today.”

by jslow3 February 2, 2008

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007

douche turtle

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008