A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
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Get the the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America mug.A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
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Get the Douche de Fecale mug.An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
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