cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008

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cock block

When someone or something gets in the way of or messes up intentions of performing sexual acts involving your cock.

(From Super Bad)

Me: I was so close, but he totally just cock blocked me.

by tcady123 October 8, 2008

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Cock Raver

Someone who jerks two cock's at the same time just in front of their head whilst kneeling down. Intensified when performed under a black light.

'Dannie looked like a cock raver with stan and andy in Zanzibar last night. Who needs glow stick paint...'

by Derby Raver December 20, 2008

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cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.

This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.

by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015

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Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

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