Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 27, 2019

bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.

Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.

by Bear5555 March 28, 2014

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 22, 2014

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025