Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Alex

A little person that plays video games all day, and is very un trustworthy, and a rat.

I pulled an Alex today

by domlikesscoccer2277 October 12, 2020

Alex

A 19 year old pervert-creep twink who enjoys being a pervert and also gay. Also Anakin Skywalker and schizophrenic

Kate: Woah, have you heard of Alex?
Hannah: Yeah, I heard he brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to the empire.

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Alex

Some really gay man that likes a girl called Georgia but they are all very gay and he is also extremely religious and retarded at the same time and he is addicted to his friends

Alex is retarded

by PEWDIEPIE LOVES T SIS June 24, 2019

Alex

alex always get the girl he likes and is a mlg pranksergangster

hey is that alex with the girl i like

by Trumpy clint February 12, 2017

Alex

The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch

Your being a real big Alex today

by AlexKINGisAbitch February 23, 2020

Alex

Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook

Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test

by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020