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by 0fficial.__.kapi November 14, 2021
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suck pile

Another term for "69". Simultaneous oral sex.
Oh Debby, I love when we form a suck pile.
by Daaaaaaaad4321 June 5, 2016
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 30, 2024
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Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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