Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 11, 2018

When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
by Tractorgasm April 30, 2019

by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022

When a person forces you into a one-sided conversation that never ends and you can't escape politely.
I ran into Jack at the supermarket and he chat raped me. As soon as he saw me he started talking and I couldn't get away from him. I kept telling him I had to go, but he just kept talking.
by liquidmetalcop September 1, 2018

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
by househ May 5, 2014
