emo bag of shit

A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.

eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"

dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)

by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006

fit emo girl

Agreed. Emo girls rock. Unforunately for myself I am not an emo boy so I can't get emo girls. I'm not deep (read: pretencious) enough.

Me: Hey there

Fit emo girl: Your hair isn't over your eyes and you're not listening to HIM/My Chemical Romance. I don't like you.

Me: Damn you emo booooys!

by Boringbutrealnice August 24, 2005

emo kids' anthem

"I'm NOT Okay(I Promise)" by My Chemical Romance is the emo kids' anthem.

*"I'm NOT Okay(I promise)" comes on the radio*

normal person:"Oh great. Its that damn emo kids' anthem on again..."
emo kid:*Crys while screaming "I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAY"*
normal person:*Puts hands over ears*

by death to all emos November 17, 2005

emo know it all

An Emo (male/female) that thinks he/she knows everything about being Emo. When acctually, every Emo is different from the rest.

An Emo know it all would say somthing like: Emos dont listen to Taking Back Sunday.

by Gingee August 15, 2006

hybrid furry emo

An emo in a onesie is a hybrid furry emo. Half human half furry and a sprinkle in a bunch of horrible emo.

That is a hybrid furry emo.

by Crankthatfrank August 26, 2017

Canadian maple Emo

A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself

OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo

by SxyPenguin308 April 03, 2009

Emo Boys Kissing

Two emo males kissing to get a girls attention.

Shockingly, girls find this attractive.

THE EXPLAINATION OF EMO BOYS KISSING

Matt: Dude, I think Angie's hot. I e-mailed her, sent her a fax and I sent letters to her but she dosn't check either!

Pete: I got this wicked plan.

( Pete whispers plan to Matt. )

Matt: Sweet! Let's go.

Pete and matt run to a public bar where Angie is.

Angie spotted the emo pair.

Matt: *Makes out with Pete*

Angie: *Approaches Matt* Hey.. Wanna go out?

Matt: Sure!

Matt: *Whispers to Pete* I.O.U

by UrbanDictionaryInfo November 24, 2007