Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

by frck October 16, 2018

ex military soccer mom

When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom

Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~

by llamakinng October 29, 2018

ur mom gay lol

ur mom gay lol is one of the most deadliest insults ever. It makes you want to commit deathpacito.

Asshole: U have a small weewee
Me: oh really? ur mom gay lol
Asshole: Fuck *runs away*

by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020

I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

by Herrscher of Sentience December 9, 2021

Connor’s big fat mom

She fell and fucking eradicated the Triassic period.

God: I’m gonna send Connor’s big fat mom to get rid of these damn dinosaurs

by I’m_Happy February 11, 2023

your mom goes to college

A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'

Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?

by GangstaBoiBenjAmIn January 12, 2005

Your Mom Goes to College

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).

Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"

by Fluffyinsanity January 12, 2005