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Good Morning & God Bless

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan May 22, 2018
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Smells So Good In A Boardroom

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.
Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.
by Mike109999 March 13, 2022
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet
Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!
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Being Good At Rocket League

Being Good At Rocket League is having the best looking car!
Grand Champ: Anyone want to 1v1?
Gold: Im down

Grand Champ: *sees gold using white octane* no thanks you are Being Good At Rocket League.
by RocketLeagueNERD November 1, 2020
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fuck me good cory

When something is almost as orgasmic as Caitlin Jenner and Cory fucking and getting stuck handcuffed to an elephant statue in 2017.
Mmm this food smells good.

Yuh, fuck me good Cory!
by Omgronnyyyy January 9, 2018
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You Give Good Vegas

Popularized by Canadian musician, Pat Canavan, giving good Vegas means so much more than what is at the surface. To give good Vegas is to be the absolute embodiment of everything Las Vegas, Nevada stands for. Receiving good vegas can send any person straight into Nirvana. When you give good Vegas, you emit pure sunshine and bring a smile to the face of everyone you encounter. If you are lucky enough to have someone in your life that gives good Vegas, hold on to them. They are truly something special.
I met the most amazing girl last night. She gave good Vegas like I've never seen before! I couldn't help but look her in the eye and say "Babe, you give good Vegas."
by Cat Panavan May 28, 2021
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San Diego good morning

Walking someone up by licking there butthole
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy

Addy-that's because you are
by Gimmesuk September 3, 2017
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