Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

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Peach-Ice Cream

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.

Peach-Ice Cream: Is the most awesome, epic and delicious ice cream one will ever experience.

by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024

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Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

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