Anal Breaker

The excruciating pain of having something destroy your anus.

Man after I got home from work I took a real anal breaker.

by Mysterious wanderer October 4, 2025

Anal

When you go from a banana creamie to a chocolate creamie in 2.9 seconds.

Damn I had some great anal last night.

by the anal pimp November 13, 2017

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

Anal sex

Inserting penis in butt

Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally

Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it

by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024

Anal stupid

When you're up someone's asshole and you'll agree to anything that you'll subsequently regret after the act is over.

I agreed to have another child when I was in that booty, because I was anal stupid.

by Bootygirl1179 May 27, 2019

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014