by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020
Get the Alex Hoochie Poochie mug.Alex is one of the worst people you will ever meet, he will not show you love or support and he is always a complete dick. If you ever find an Alex make sure to get rid of him right away.
by Just me doit February 24, 2019
Get the Alex mug.An Alex is a strong, handsome, and funny young man. He loves to play football with his friends. Please note that having an Alex is a critical part of life.
by Sup_Peeps August 29, 2022
Get the Alex mug.Its the term for when an Alex and a Shane love each other but are both to scared to say anything to each other.
by Saucage runf November 22, 2021
Get the Alex+Shane mug.Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
by diditookme November 24, 2021
Get the Alex mug.A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.
Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?
by anonymous January 11, 2025
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