Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

alex

alex; skinniest most unfunny hatefull human that will make you want to kill yourself.

wow alex is such a fag

by dsgdgs December 28, 2023

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

alex packer

a overly large child

the boy is an alex packer, fat!

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis

"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"

by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020

gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024