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suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.
"you can SUCK MY BALLS"
by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 8, 2022
mugGet the suck my ballsmug.

Suck

when you wanna cum in a sock
used in the south of memphis
person one: Yo i wanna suck hard af rn ong!

Moneybagg yo: nigga get
by lookayolaf January 9, 2024
mugGet the Suckmug.

Sucking the orange teat

Getting drunk on mimosas.
Tre has been sucking the orange teat kinda hard today... is he okay?
by Mr. McDude-Fellow February 28, 2020
mugGet the Sucking the orange teatmug.

suck sac

When something sucks more then dick, it suck balls.
Dude, you got dumped? That suck sac!
by PoopPant July 5, 2014
mugGet the suck sacmug.

Sucks to suck

A phrase used in response to someone who complains about a situation they've either created or have made worse.
Noob: I keep getting killed at van
Pro: sucks to suck, l2p
by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025
mugGet the Sucks to suckmug.

Ksi sucks

"Creature" was shit
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving, but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So, tell me, why the fuck do you still have breasts?
Yeah, you're leaving the Sidemen, but, thankfully
You made the other guys
But you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat shit about you on this old-school beat
So, let's get started on why your life's peaked
"Tommy Gun" got two mill' views in three weeks
Which means 14, 000, 000 people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be shit
I rate you though, JJ, you've made stacks
But the fact is, you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now, let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the fuck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So, tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet

I know all the song isn’t there
Person1: Have you heard ksi sucks

Person2: yeah it’s so good
by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024
mugGet the Ksi sucksmug.

arctic suck

Having a sixty year old grandmother suck your dick in the middle of the glades at a ski resort.
Hey granny, come give me that good arctic suck on Ralph’s Run.
by Floppy to nut January 4, 2019
mugGet the arctic suckmug.

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