Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by aShLeY April 9, 2003

tuck n' run

When you are sitting in class and you get a random boner and the bell rings so you don't know what to do so you turn around so nobody can see and quickly tuck your boner up under your belt and pull your shirt down over it and run out of the classroom.

i had to tuck n' run last period haha.

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

hook 'n gook

First, one must take a toke of hookah. Then, they must play with some "gook," or make fun of Asian people. TOTALLY TRIPPY 2K6-7

Chad: So dog, you wanna go do a 'lil hook 'n gook before the big game?

Broseph: Dude, hellz yeah, bro. Hook 'n gook for life!

by Typical_Whitman_Student December 22, 2006

jack n' lisa

verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.

"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."

"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."

by billtonius clinton January 1, 2008

Thrash N' Burn

A huge dump that burns your asshole and leaves a skidmark in the toilet.

Me - "I thrash n' burned. It hurt so bad! You can even see the skidmark I left in the toilet."

by eyo joe March 16, 2009

Tig N' Toe

a big toe with a happy face on it

unless it is a sad face then it is called Dig N' Toe

Jade: Tig N' Toe!!!

Sita: OMG WHERE?!!!

Jade: On my toe silly

by Jadeizzle October 18, 2008