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Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".
What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!
by JudgyOcasio December 5, 2019
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OH MY GOURD

Something you say when something weird or incredible happens
by gweusodGIciwaeRY June 13, 2019
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Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup
Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair
by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018
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Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.
If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"
by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018
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my saggy balls

I found some bullets at a gas station and I did some research turns out that they are from an automatic assault rifle smdh (they were drill bits) found that on My Saggy Balls
by Nippletinsfinesthero January 10, 2018
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A roach in my room

*points to Orochimaru* a RoAcH iN mY rOoM
by Whatsername.- January 3, 2020
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Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020
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