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a dead meme where someone sends a picture to another person with captions that say 'me when the' with captions on the bottom, there is also a picture representing the when the. only zoomers find this funny
me when the cops outside enter image
by Retro10$ November 30, 2020
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Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:
1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.
by stsebastian March 10, 2009
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Don't Yell at Me!!!

An exclamation used to express anxiety, paranoia, and sometimes anger. Usually spoken with the voice style of a mentally challenged person with an IQ of around 13. It is customary for the user to place their hands (preferably open-palmed) over their ears, simulating earmuffs, as the exclamation implies they want to shut out the "yelling". It is also customary to do such action when no one in the vicinity of the user is yelling or even merely raising their voice.
Tim's Mom (Calmly): I think you could have done better on that math test, Tim.

Tim: *Covers ears* Don't yell at me!!!!!

Tim's Mom: Christ, I should of taken the Asian kid at the adoption center....

*Tim continues to block all sound out with his hands*
by Quit yelling!!!! July 31, 2009
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Bring Me the Horizon

A great metalcore (formerly deathcore) band from the UK. They get a lot of shit from people who believe rumors and assume things and don't actually listen to the them, when really they're all great guys who make awesome music.
xxMegA_sceNE_qurLxx: oMGGG ollIe sykezz is soooOO hawt!!1

realfan123: Bitch shut up, you're the kind of person that makes Bring Me the Horizon look bad
by bmthfan August 7, 2011
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do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!
by phlegmat March 22, 2005
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You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 12, 2014
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drop me a line

Drop me a line on my cellie imma be out fo da rest of da day
by shaina May 31, 2003
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