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Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
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3 finger

Loyal to 1 woman,Ilove you,handsome
raise 3 finger beacuse your loyal a 1woman
by loadi21 September 8, 2022
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4 finger up💪🏽

you dont care about girls,you only want gains and be strong😈💪🏽🏋️ ♂️
Seppo have 4 finger up💪🏽 He have gains and he are very strong
by Seppoakamustabarbaari September 9, 2022
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Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"
by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022
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3 finger up every other finger

“yo he’s holding up the “”3 finger up every other finger””! he’s gay.”
by WHUENEJSNEJANSISNWNSNSN October 4, 2022
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Ring finger on left hand

He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 7, 2022
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Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
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