numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.

My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.

by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Dick Trunk

When you gently set your nut sack on your girls forehead, thus fulfilling her life long dream of having a trunk.

I bet that dude at the bar would give me a big dick trunk! Oh yeah, take a pic and let's see!

by Elephantsneverforget January 29, 2017

dicks to the bricks

To take something to the next level. specifically to go beyond "balls to the wall". To put forth the maximum effort. Often referring to action that requires risking one's livelihood.

Nick: I went balls to the wall on the basketball court yesterday.
Paul: Oh Yeah, I played so hard, I wound up in the emergency room after. I totally went dicks to the bricks.

by Jacey Cockrobin June 11, 2010

Slip of the dick

When your dick slips out while having sex.

Jessica: FUCK ME HARDER BRAD, DON'T STOP!
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I'mheretofuckyourbitch September 23, 2016

dick in a can

A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.

Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!

by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009