Dick Dip

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.

Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL

by Gauren L September 15, 2016

Slip of the dick

When your dick slips out while having sex.

Jessica: FUCK ME HARDER BRAD, DON'T STOP!
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I'mheretofuckyourbitch September 23, 2016

Cracker Dick

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker

Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you

by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016

My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

dick sauce

1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.

"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"

by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018