Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish 

To lick a butthole.

Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

blindfolded chocolate milkshake 

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.

dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.

blindfolded chocolate milkshake by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008

white chocolate 

what you would call an extremely sexy white girl that has sexy black girl attributes;butt, boobs, lips, ect ect

yo maddie hutchinson is some white chocolate

haha yeah she is

white chocolate by sLtOeHaSk April 30, 2010

Bottom Chocolate 

slang term meaning shit. Originated from Belgium and south Finland.

"Ze bottom chocolate!" <Say in a dodgy russian accent>

Bottom Chocolate by Yerpingley McStrumpleburtt May 31, 2006

awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.

"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."

awkward chocolate by kevin snyder January 18, 2008

swamp chocolate 

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds

Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate

swamp chocolate by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007

Blueberry Chocolate 

When a male is doing a female and he shoves blueberries up her ass. He then keeps thrusting until the blueberries mash and mix with the feces in the ass, and becomes a chocolate-like substance, known as Blueberry Chocolate. He then makes her eaat it.

Hey man, i gave her the blueberry chocolate last night!

Blueberry Chocolate by ABcentrixx July 27, 2010