Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

puss cock

someone who has a cock but doesn't really have balls

"That little puss cock,Dalton, is a fag."

by charles york November 14, 2007

cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.

This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.

by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015

cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008

cock scarf

Good looking super slut, that anyone and everyone gets a turn with. Similar to the town bike, but better looking

That girl Sally is a real cock scarf. Timmy, Bobby, and Joey all banged her.

by DFriend February 1, 2006

cock gremlin

A homosexual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the penises of male victims

Oh shit, the cock gremlin has eaten that dudes penis. Quickly shoot that piece of shit before he gobbles our cock!!

by cool897 November 22, 2011

cock toothbrush

A cock toothbrush is when a man is getting fellatio from a woman and ejaculates on her teeth upon climax and proceeds to swipe his cock back and forth accross her teeth in a "brushing motion" hence giving her a cock toothbrush.

Mark was getting head from Sheena and he decided to give her a cock toothbrush for her efforts.

by slapsack magoo July 27, 2010