Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
Get the Anal Ventriloquist mug.

anal-only

A term typically used to describe a person who does not allow their vagina to be used by sexual partners, and who offers use of their asshole as an alternative.
"I can't believe I managed to get an anal-only gf man, they are so rare to come across."
by MidniteLRG June 28, 2024
Get the anal-only mug.

Analing

When two guys are having some anal sex in the anus.
Hey, have you heard about Craig and Fenton, they've been analing.
by Aenthyx January 17, 2017
Get the Analing mug.

Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children
Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
Get the Anal addiction mug.

anal butt trench

unhygienic butt crack, butt cleavage, totally disgusting ass.
I almost puked when I saw his anal butt trench.
by dumpsterbear May 15, 2011
Get the anal butt trench mug.

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018
Get the Anal hair mug.

logan "anal"

logan "anal" has a huge cock bro i be riding it all day long
bob: yo did you hear about logan "anal"
justice:yeah he has a huge cock
bob:i know i be riding it all day long
by voidywoidyandarianagrande October 17, 2021
Get the logan "anal" mug.