Alex

First time I saw her I thought: she can kill me with her stare and she is hot. That hasn't changed, she is everything you hope she will be and she is more. She seems to know everything about everything, and she is like, really amazing. She might state a very disturbing fact with a straight face. She has a very animation style of drawing. You should have a friend like her.

Alex just told me that my tipography hw is wrong but she sounded nice saying it.

by MikahTheGayMess May 30, 2023

alex

alex; skinniest most unfunny hatefull human that will make you want to kill yourself.

wow alex is such a fag

by dsgdgs December 28, 2023

alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

ALEX

A ginger with a big ego and a very small penis

"Have you seen Alex's dick it's so small"
"I bet you Alex's dick is small"

by bitchwhore111 February 24, 2020

alex

this person thinks a microwave is a computer he also thinks a t.v. is a computer
you should not be friends with an alex

hi im alex

by bradisdumb October 16, 2019