wet tax

The act of giving oral sex in exchange for goods or services

My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(

by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 6, 2021

Wet

when you've had to much fun in bed, and your cock releases some smelly water

Mr tatum got wet imagining having a threesome with Mr Pointer and Mr d'mello

by Joseph bexler January 1, 2021

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021

Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 9, 2008

Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe

by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

by SuperSocial December 22, 2013