by Artist mercurial December 12, 2019

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

by Willththril April 18, 2021

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

When the male ejaculates during a prostate exam. When the male unintentionally busts a nut while at a doctors clinic getting a physical exam.
Bro! The last prostate exam I went to was crazy. As soon as the doctor was knuckles deep in my ass, I couldn't help but nutter butter. It was scary and exciting all at the same time.
by NewJerzJr March 13, 2024

“I’m busy but I really wanna know so just give me the butter ”
“Alright, we met up, he was trying to help me fix the car, and he failed. And i was stuck for 3 hours”
“Alright, we met up, he was trying to help me fix the car, and he failed. And i was stuck for 3 hours”
by crazyrichcatlady August 27, 2022
