Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

Glossy taco

When you apply a quick dry or gel top coat to your nails and say "top coat" too fast.

Now let's add a glossy taco!

Let's put a glossy taco over our polish to seal in the holo.

by Holofollower April 18, 2018

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible

Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!

by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020

Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

glossy taco

When simply nailogical puts a nail polish glossy top coat on her nails-

And now we gonna add a nice thick coat of glossy taco!

by Simply squad July 30, 2017

Glossy taco

You are vame from simplynailogical you are one of us . A holosexual. A glossy taco is what she calls a glossy top coat Andy make sure it's holo so you'll fit right in .

Don't forget to put on a glossy taco before those nail Vinyls

by I'm a holosexual for life January 17, 2018