Sux to suck

Undesired state of being one whos life ultimately sucks ass

Guy1:my girl freind left me for me dad and i just got fired for jacking off at work the worlds out to get me.

Guy2:sux to suck

by Chaz valintino August 20, 2022

suck it

A nice thing to say to someone

Person 1: Have a nice day!
Person 2: suck it!

by Nothorseradish August 24, 2022

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

suck off trump

Trump supporters are sexually infatuated with Don the Con. They are driven by a deep desire to Suck off Trump

He doesn't actually believe anything Trump says. He just hope that playing along will lead to an opportunity to Suck off Trump.

by Ducks in formation August 26, 2022

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter August 31, 2022

Vacuum Suck

When a girl sucks a guy’s balls so hard that he can’t have kids anymore.

Yeah bro her vacuum suck was so strong that my sack turned blue and purple with green pimples all over it, making it taste like warm gorilla balls.

by Hahu September 4, 2022

Sucked

An accidental autocorrect for the 2016 word “Zucked”.

When getting” zucked” autocorrects to getting “sucked”, your text message conversation takes a wild hairpin turn straight down to Not-safe-for-work-ville.

Anyone catching a quick glance at your phone, while your friend is discussing how they got “sucked so hard last week” is going to have a lot of follow up questions. And no one got time for follow up questions.

| Charlotte had to create a finatagram because her real instagram was sucked.
| Sucked
| Damnit, ZUCKED
| we can all agree “charlotte_Got_Sucked” is a much different instagram handle

by WanderingGinger September 7, 2022