A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.
Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!
by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009
Get the dick in a canmug. Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.
-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
by JCjenny December 10, 2010
Get the ninja dickedmug. by theman1694 April 17, 2010
Get the Weasal Dickmug. Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!
by f5snopro February 12, 2010
Get the yoga dickmug. Jessica: FUCK ME HARDER BRAD, DON'T STOP!
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: *pop*
Jessica: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Brad: IT AINT MY FAULT BITCH! IT WAS THE SLIP OF THE DICK!
Jessica: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Brad: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jessica: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by I'mheretofuckyourbitch September 23, 2016
Get the Slip of the dickmug. To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.
Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-
by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014
Get the dicking aboutmug. 1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.
2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.
2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.
"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."
"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"
"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"
by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018
Get the dick saucemug.